December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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too far omegle, too far.
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is it sad that i’m so much more excited for my copy of the fault in our stars to come than new years..?
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I just realized my first ship was Lizzie and Gordo...
starkid-nerdfighter:
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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