February 2012
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Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamon.
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me: i look attractive today!
tumblr: bitch please
me: i feel funny today!
tumblr: bitch please
me: i'm going to be productive today!
tumblr: bitch please
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paranoid-android92:
I’m giving up Lent for tumblr.
Mockingbirds don’t do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don’t eat...
– Harper Lee (To kill a mockingbird). (via film-book-tv-quotes)
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry,...
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via jisnak)
buttduchess:
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to California in 1849
Darren Criss: Could you-
Me: Yes.
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i only wish there was video footage of my facial expressions when i saw the trail for holy musical b@man. the world missed out.